INDIA-PAK SERIES: My 50 paisa:

Both the tests have been batsman dominated and resulted in draw.The pitch seemed to be the "kabab mein hadi" which prevented the bowlers from taking 20 wickets each test.So who do we blame for that?.....Some people are speculating that Boys or in this case GIRLS IN GREEN (PAK) were freakin scared of losing again against us, so they prepared NO-RESULT based pitches!!I think i agree with them...very possible!
The positives of this series are:
1.Everyone's batting except yuvraj
2.R.P Sigh and Zaheer's bowling

The negatives:
1.Pakistani bowlers attitude towards the batsmen while they were being raped!! Special mentions:Kaneria,Akhtar and Afridi!

The bottomline is that INDIA are clearly the better side SO FAR!!
and pakistan are SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!! ;) LOL

Lyrical Gangsta


Now listening to : Whose sad-Varunendra Verma

L' INSTITUTRICE:

Theres a new teacher in town,
She was welcomed with a frown,
She tries to be like Hitler,
and eyes us like a killer,
She is like,
A "FROG" in a pond,
waiting for the FLY to respond,
She said she aint gonna repeat,
gonna stick with the same beat,
but,in the end,she's as irritating as a can of DEEP HEAT,
People warned me about her,
I took it as initial rumour,
but when i actually attended her lec,
i had to remove my spec,
and i cleaned it ONE TIME...TWO TIME..THREE TIME... HELL FOUR TIME!
Not for any specific reason but just to make this crappy poem RHYME!
She spoke as softly and as accurately as porky the pig,
this lec was like a NOSE, which u had to dig.
Althought she was clearer than PSARVANA,
But attend her lec,I DONT WANNA!!!


Aah...Its been a while since i wrote a poem!!!!I know its crappy so wat....... if u want to read a good poem then go read your freakin English text book u BLOODY NERD!!!

Lyrical Gangsta!

Shitty Sunday:

This sunday sucked for 3 reasons:
1.The light played spoil sport in the indo-pak cricket test match and killed the initial excitment that i had!
2.I spent an hour or so at the Channel V big concert at andheri sports complex.The people i saw performing were Himesh "I can only sing in one style" Reshamya,Malkit Singh "Aho!,each of my songs have the same beat" andKailash Kher "I have to sing in a high tone and sound cacophonous".To make things worse,LOTTA KUTTY (that BITCH) was irritating the hell out of me with her irritating voice!
The interesting part of this show was when malkit sang TUTAK TUTAK TUTIYA,the crowd (including me) responded TU HAI CHUTIYAA!! lolz.Also some ppl showed the FINGER to LOLA haha..wat a bitch!
3.But the thing is,I missed these peformers - Euphoria,Jal and Shaggy.
Aah well there is always a next time!

The only good part of this sunday was the game PRINCE OF PERSIA THE TWO THRONES.I cannot post a complete review of the game as i havent finished it yet but wat i can say is that there have been very "FEW" innovations so far.The art and AI are sharp as ever but only the camera angles sometimes are a bit tough to get right for performing SHIMMYS and wall runs."But this is just the starting!!"

Now watching india vs pak test match!

Lyrical Gansgta:

PS- ARE U HAPPY NOW RISHI??HAAN ARE U HAPPY ??!!!
lolz

SADDY,ARE YOU A GAY?:

Saddy came in thru the window
Like super mario from the nintendo
He came into the classroom
he was taking attendance like a Basket!
we were setting at the table
watching nude pics of sable
so he started teaching ecom
our ear plugs were not found
it was our doom!!!

Saddy are you a GAY,
A Gay,
Are you a gay,Saddy,
You've been done by,
You've been raped by,
the college principal
AAAAOOOOOW!!

Written and composed by The Lyrical Gangsta © .

NOTE:

Number one lol: Basket means basturd here!
Number two :Saddy is u know who ;)

This song has been made as sign of protest and ANGER for bugging me on a SUNDAY!! U @sSSHOLE!!!!!

GARAM MASALA:

The past 3 days have gone as smoothly as the square cut made by Dravid,Parantu!!... Just like dravid ..it came in slowly and was patient.
I met up with my old friend Rishi but in this case rishika.I had to wait for 1 and half hour at bandra station for madame to come and meet up.Madame said that her mom took time in dressing her up and applicatio nof make-up was another time consuming affair which lead to the delay in her arrival at the station.After madame reached...everything else went according to plan.Now we switch from Rishika to Rishi.
As usual i continued my tradition of beating the hell out of rishi at BLC and had fun conversations n stuff!All i can say to u rishi is that,we all know your LATE COMINGs but pls dont make them your SHORT COMINGs.
Also in other news,Some girl from my class was trying to compete with THE GADGET MAN (mua).She tried fooling and deceiving others by showing them things they havent seen in their wildest dreams!Apparently,she got them for free from 3 different boy friends.Now i know how Gangully feels lol.But i m okay with it...let her have enjoy her so called SUCCESS over the Gadget Man,parantu!!..PPL U AINT SEEN NOTHING YET FROM THE GADGET MAN.
My bro came from that place which made babu salem famous lol.Thats a good thing .....hehhe... now u ppl shud understand why i made my earlier statement lolz.
Anyways i gotta go hit the hay.....

LYRICAL GANSGTA

WHAT A BEAUTIFULL DAY:


Today has been a great day ...and its only the 3rd day of this new year!!
I reached college early in the morning only to find that there are no lectures 2day!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! The ironic part is that i actually wanted lectures to take place as i had to meet "THE GOSSIP QUEEN" aka.Rishi at colaba,but fate had something else instore for me.That thing was a nice sound sleep! lol.
Then in the evening i played our national song " Vande Mataram" on my electric guitar... which i removed on the guitar myself..so i feel extremely proud and DAMN HAPPY about!!!!Man..it sounded so cool..i felt like carlos santana for a second!!
Also 2day my friend Harsh was in full flow as he was cracking really good jokes which made me laugh like hell man... oh yeahh....i never knew gujjus had such a good sense of humour ;) heheheh.I just thought gujjus are only good at CHEmistry hahahahah!

All i can say or sing now is "I FEEL GOOD na na na na na na..I KNOW THAT WOOD...na na na na na na n...SO GOOD..tan tan tan..SO GOOD .....I GOT FOOD..tan tan tan tan tattan!!!

HIT ME!! aooow!

Lyrical Gangsta

FIRST DAY FUCKED SHOW:

My college rulez!!! 2day was the first day of college and they wished us happy new year by giving us our 3rd semesters results.Remind me never to start my day with the song ONE by metallica! (Killer song though).After lisening to ONE... mera haal "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" jaisa hogaya tha... dimag ki ghanti baj gaye... tension hi tension chaya hua tha har chehre par... everybody praying for 1st class marks....some hoping to just pass....and finally,after 15 minutes of waiting in a line..i got my clean sheet... and left immediately!I did reasonably well so lifes good..but the woh kehte hain na "ZOR KA JHATKA DHEERE SE LAGE"....thats exactly wat happened to me 2day.
The second day of 2006 was like a indo-pak cricket match,u want to know the result and sometimes too tensed to even see the match....

anyways, In the words of Porky Pig "Pdiya pdiya pdiya pdiya...Th th thats all folks!!!"

Lyrical Gangsta