THE MOCUMENTARY RETURNS:


First week of college starts off with me being assigned the task of updating my documentary for the 3rd time in this year.Each time it is being updated to cater to a different section of people.....bhenchod kitna catering karu,mereko kya chef samajh rakha hain kya...i cant even make tea properly!
As usual the 2 damsels causing DISTRESS came over to my house to help me work on it lol.They "ENSURED" that i had a lovely time whilst working on this documentary....yup this statement says it all lol!
Moving on to other news,I started drumming after a gap of around 15 days or so.Must say! still havent lost my touch .... rolls are coming nicely,kickin the bass pedal hard and enjoying the crash cymbals oh yeahhhhhhhhh.
Moving onto other developments,On the 27th of this month,I bought an IBANEZ RG370DXBK electric guitar.....IT ROCKS!!!!!! 24 frets and an explosive whammy...yup ITS TIME TO ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Signing off in ...5....4....3....2....1.....1/2....1/4....0 lol!


Now listenign to -BATTERY by METALLICA!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BOARD EXAMS:EK PREM KATHA(13-22/11/06):

System.out.println("THE BOARDS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!")

MsgBox "THE BOARDS ARE OVER!!!!!",VbOkOnly,"YEAHHHHHHHHHHH"

For the ignorant,i have incorporated JAVA and VB technology to exclaim the end of my board exams!!!

10 days,240 hours and 14,400 minutes of pain,misery,torture,mental brutality and technical fatality.No i am not talking about the amount of time it took me to write a blog but the duration of my less than ceremonious "BOARD EXAMS"!!

I have done it all.....mugging up fat books to coding till i drop!!, just to pass these exams and the only thing that awaits me are the results.Yeah the situation i am in is like a blind man hoping for light at the end of the tunnel....POINTLESS lol! Y pointless...coz regardless of how much effort i put into studies the end result is always BITCHY! lol

Anyways,Now i can look forward to some hardcore guitaring and drumming and sports!!! Yup being optimistic helps.......it helps as much as 1 dollar helps bill gates....lol in the words of the legendary and looney PORKY PIG..pdea pdea pdea THATS ALL FOLKS!!

Listening to- O SATHI RE- Kishore Kumar

THE GANGSTA IS BACK:

Yeah i am back bitches!!!! Back to rant about the shit i go thru on a daily basis.Rant with subtle use of humour in order to excite my readers namely DISHIBOY and jobless mfers lol.

Although yesterday was a great day.My friend abhay bought a BOSS wah wah pedal man...oh man it was damn good...i played a bit of VOODOO CHILD on it and man Jimi would have come out of his grave to hear me play it hahaha( i wish).

Dishiboy or Alwaniman or Laudabrains or BhadwaBitch are the names that i will be giving a certain friend of mine in my future blogs....Yes bitch!!! Its u allright muhuhuhahahah!

Bhendi cant even write a freaking testimonial properly,"BASKET SAALA".

Last but not the LEAST i would like to end by saying that CHAPPAL has overstayed his welcome on the FEET of indian cricket.
"ITS TIME TO GET A NEW FORM OF FOOTWEAR!!!